June 2009
1 post
May 2009
10 posts
I haven't been on here in like a month
My bad.
Woah
I just learned the 1st Friday of each day is No Pants Day!
Let’s do this!
What?
This morning I got an email basically saying I was going to get a $2,500 grant for the summer semester at my school.
I’m not going, nor did I apply for the aid. It crossed my mind to allow the check to be depostied into my account but I knew the greedy government would figure me out in time.
I’m hoping this means they’ll be willing to shell some of this cash out for the next...
My favorite thought-piece about Ferris Bueller is the “Fight Club” theory, in...
– Wow. I love that interpretation.
For another Bueler interpretation, check out this trailer reimagining the movie as a murder mystery by the excellent and talented Phillip Brooks.
(via sablesma) (via creature-fear)
April 2009
103 posts
So pissed
I just had this revolutionary idea to direct 3D porn films.
Turns out the idea has already been marketed and is currently in production.
Boo.
Last night I dreamt of World War II
and snails.
Combined.
Hey, don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.
– Alvy (via movieoftheweek)
It doesn’t matter what you look like. If you have a hunchback, just throw a...
– James St. James, Party Monster (via havent-got-a-prayer)
I feel like I'm the only person I know who doesn't...
(via iamdrugs)
Nope.
Live the life you love, love the life you live.
– Bob Marley
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a...
suchisthis:
sydneysilvera:
acewepeel:
lolztobehad:
Oh, never mind. It’s a pretty obscure number, you’ve probably never heard of it.
Procrastination is like masturbation, it may feel...
classicfadedmoon:
lifeisprettywoman:
yuleshootyourblogout:
schizo-alice:(via snugglesmcfein)
Amen
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking...
– Mark “Rent-boy” Renton (via movieoftheweek) (via swollenlipbottlesip)
Everything's gonna work out...
walpaper:
Promise.
it always does.